Mer & I went underwear shopping and I embarrassed her by looking at every single pair of thong underwear they had in our size.

"I wonder what the Ren fair will be like," Mer says on the way home.
"Cheesy? A joke?" I say.
"An unfunny joke?"
"A joke without a punchline?"
"Half a joke?"
"A knock knock with no who's there?"

"My life had become like school on Sunday." - Tracy Morgan as Fat Albert on snl
"How's that?"
"No class."