"My mouth tastes like I licked a barbecue grill" - Mer on smoking.
"I really think the future of collecting macaroni and cheese boxes lies overseas." - Overheard on late night Food Network
"Make tea not love"
"This is an EX parrot"
"I hope that dog is in our compost and not going over to the neighbors." - Mom on relative evils.
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